Archives for April 2008

Here’s the Poop…

Who would have thought that scooping the poop would rise to a whole new level and become one of the fastest growing business franchises around?

Not me. Go figure.

Pet Butler is just one of those services and currently provides poop patrol in more than 90 metropolitan areas in 26 states.

They just announced a contest and I thought you might have a little fun with it–grab the details here:Pet Butler (PDF).

Anyway, the Pet Butler Jingle Contest is inviting individuals, duets, and trios to compose and sing their own Pet Butler
jingle for a chance to win the grand prize of $2,500 and Internet fame.

What you need to do is create a 60-second video showing up to three people performing a jingle about Pet
Butler’s professional pet waste cleanup service.

The top four entries will be posted on the Pet Butler website on June 6, 2008. Site visitors will then vote for their favorite jingle. Winners will be announced July 28, 2008.

In addition to the grand prize, there will be a number of prizes for the top four finalists and every person who logs onto the site to cast a vote can also enter into a sweepstakes for the chance to win a thousand dollar gift card to become “poop-free” via Pet Butler’s yard cleanup services.

Sounds like a deal to me–if you live in their service area but maybe it can be a gift for a friend–or one of those neighbors who never seems to clean up.

The company is going crazy with puns and other silly slogans–but it probably is a job requirement. I mean, just how serious can you stay when you are cleaning up day-in and day-out?

“We’re really looking forward to seeing how creative people can get, and how much fun these jingles can be,” said Matt ‘Red’ Boswell, CEO (Chief Excrement Officer) of Pet Butler. “And with the online voting, we’re opening this contest to the world to cast their vote for their favorite jingle about Pet Butler and our service.”

All jingle entries must be “family friendly” and include the following: the Pet Butler name (at least three times) and the phrases “America’s pet waste cleanup service,” “800-Pet-Butler,” and “petbutler.com.” There are also a number of optional phrases such as “Got Poop? We Scoop,” “picking up where your pet left off,” or “we’re #1 in the #2 business” that can be used in the jingle.

All of the necessary information can be found in the official contest rules (PDF).

There is no charge to enter and entries can be submitted by e-mail or mail. Entries must be 60 seconds or less and recorded using a DVD or CD. All entries must be accompanied with a completed official entry form to be considered.

E-mailed entries can be submitted to petbutlerjingle@duxpr.com. Mail entries can be sent to Pet Butler Jingle Contest, 6835 Winston, Frisco, TX 75035. Deadline for all entries is May 15, 2008.

Good luck and let me know if you enter!

Don’t Release a Pest

Recently I read about the increased problems on the environment caused by captive pets released into the wild.

This is not a new issue and most of my colleagues and I have discussed it over the years–but that people seem to never get the message.

Last year, I was given a PSA done by Sea Grant and NOAA (National Oceanic & Atmospheric Administration) which is geared to alert people to issues surrounding dumping aquarium water or releasing their fish into nature.

Some sources cite that more than 90% of freshwater aquarium fish are now commercially farmed. The problem with release is that any diseases pass into the main water habitats of normal species and can endanger, or even kill, the native critters.

I spotted an dead fish creekside the other day with the gills filled with worms.

Eeoowwh!

I’ve been hiking down to the creek daily to watch the trout spawn because I never tire of watching the fish participate in the spring behavior…it is sad that soon the creek will dry up as it does every summer.

Yesterday, I talked to the local warden who has been stopping people from catching the spawning fish with their hands (despite the signs that say no fishing–somehow they think not having a pole makes it okay).

One local has been letting his dogs run and injure (or kill) the spawning critters, while others ignore the posted signs AND attempt to fish without a license.

*sigh*

People are the biggest threats to the environment and animals around these parts.

Here near the woods, we always have people who inflict damage and leave–without a concern of how they may have negatively impacted the environment.

Now the other new threat may include the invasion of the quagga mussels if boaters launch without making sure that their boats are clear of the invasive species and fail to disinfect their crafts.

The public service announcement (above) talks about aquariums but the campaign is targeted at hobbyists and managing caulerpa algae (Caulerpa taxifolia)–which is a real threat to California sea life because it is deadly to many fish and other sea creatures.

On the east coast, aquarium fish (oscars, peacock cichlids, lionfish) have become a real problem in the warmer waters and they actually pose a danger to the indigenous (native) species such as bass and other game fish.

Our local fish store often places sick fish in their freezer so the mantra, “Don’t release a pest, freezing is best” is in effect but might irritate some people.

However, when you look at the whole conservation and wildlife safety issue–it kind of puts it into perspective.

Now if we could keep people from flushing dead goldfish…

The fact that they had to even make the PSA was a bad omen since it seems that many hobbyists believe the solution to their problems is to set their animals “free”–which is a really, really bad choice.

Here in the mountains we get miffed because people release their dogs, rabbits, and other pets to starve. Some how those *$%# humans mistakenly think that domestic animals know how to survive in the wild.

They don’t think about slow starvation, agonizing death after an injury by a vehicle, or other fates–such as predators.

And do they think about the mental state of those animals?

No.

Do they understand the cruelty or the threat to the native wildlife exposed to disease and competition from those that might survive long enough to create a problem?

Doubt they think about it for a second.

*sigh*

Anyway, releasing animals into the wild or leaving their fluids (aquarium water) or poop in the wilderness is a bad idea.

Pass the word and you can also pass the “Don’t Release a Pest” video along because it is online and if you want, read more about invaders at PBS.